J's Chimes: Itasha Laptops

Tony Taka, a top erotic illustrator who drew for the H games like Sora No Iro Mizu No Iro and Fault! have had his drawings Itasha on Laptops. Costing 150,000 yen or approximately SGD$2346, the specs are more or less sufficient if brought to our country. Comes with 2 designs but would prefer the gothic dress girls a lot more. Tony Taka is also famous for drawings in Shining Wind and it's a shame Xecti wasn't a model in this Laptop Itasha. Well, there are still many ways in which you do get this for cheap... For example printing it out and pasting it on your laptop for the same effect and all or have it done through retail shops which can help print it and make a new cover for your Laptop...

J's Chimes: My Little Sister Can't Be This Porno...

With the popularity of Ore No Imouto sweeping across Japan, the anime is easily being at the watchful eyes of the porno industry and sooner than you expected, something of a parody version came out in the market... This is one of the crazy examples of anime taken to extremities in which am not in favor of. Popular animes like Evangelion to K-On! had already been targeted and it's nothing new to this industry.


Perhaps the most unacceptable thing about these DVDs is that the actors and actresses taking on the role of Kirino, her brother and Kuroneko aren't really impressive, causing criticism and a stir in forums. Likewise, how can this ugly guy be Kirino's brother?! And Kuroneko being so well endowed?


And here's a short clip for you to ponder about why this guy can be the main character of this 'Soap Opera'... A little comparison between the anime version from the bottom left and the main show provided for all your criticism needs...

J's Chimes: Japan Love Hotels

Ever wonder what love hotels would look like inside? Well surprisingly, it's not your average hotels in which you would see when you travel. The interiors are so well furnished and attractive that it would amazed you with each room you visit. Yup, the rooms are furnished into many different themes and taste preferences according to customers demands... One such example would be this Hello Kitty above.


Even the common corridor is well furnished and look different. Perhaps to get people into the mood and arouse your excitement?


There are seriously many different themes in each room and one such would be this cage-in bed which sort of gives an SM theme to it. Talk about creativity...


And if you'd like to reminisce your childhood past, how about a room which reassembles a carousel? I didn't even know they could actually do that in a small room...


The bathrooms are also uniquely design and could well be better than your house... Well, if you love some bubble time with your loved ones, I don't see why not...


Some themes for the rooms are absolutely beautiful that they look so much like a museum of arts rather than a love hotel room. I think one would spend more time admiring the room rather than doing what you'd supposed to do here...


However, these rooms doesn't really come cheap. What surprises me is that Love Hotels are able to scrap out a profit though Japan is ranked as one of the least sexually active country in the world as to compared with others.

J's Chimes: Creative & Humorous Condom Ads

One of the most least talked about topic would be sex due to the fact that Singapore is a very much conservative country. And even if you do, there certainly will be stares around you and people would be disgusted about this. However so, condoms have a very long history and first developed about 90 years ago and were made with many different types of materials. Not to mention different sizes, fit, flavor... er, you get the point. Anyway, let's just look into 10 ads that would surely lift your eyebrows...


Well, Durex fits all sizes as depicted on the ad... The third person is probably the strangest of all that's for sure...


Looks kinda pure and innocent but you should get the picture what it's trying to say... For others, let's just say that is a very long pencil with toy on it's tip...


There's only one word to describe a guy in that position and that is 'overload'... whereas there are plenty of words for the other...


It would be really bad if you were in a situation such as this. Really heavy and so much so that you'd need to drag it down the beach with you...


I remember Duracell batteries uses a pink rabbit for its ads depicting that it could last very long with its batteries. Well, Durex got a bit more creative by making it everlasting just like the power of that battery...


Features lubricants that could help with a smooth entry... But it wouldn't be this hard until you'd scratch the table without it ya?


Does so means that it feels.... good... Even with it on, it feels.... good....


What it means is that it could last so long that you'd even drink tons of water to avoid exhaustion... And it still doesn't break and goes on and on...


The worse thing that could happen is to have our third leg hitting on the pole when in the competition... Though you'd manage to jump past it, doesn't mean your other leg have similar reflexes...


Personally, my favorite ad would be this because in many sense it is simple and yet still depicts what it supposed to. Probably the most creative of them all...

J's Chimes: What Do You See?

Made from 900 eroge artworks, someone indeed has lots of time with him to put them all together to from yet another explicit picture. Though it's a bit blurry, but its outlines would catch your attention. And just to be sure, you could click on the picture above for a larger view so that you may see what it's made of. Well, sometimes it doesn't hurt to have a collection of eroges... That is if you have uses for them for times such as this...

J's Chimes: Koe De Oshigoto!

And so with the end of AFA, it's back to normal posts on J's Chimes. This time we look into a brand new anime that was aired only recently and had certainly got people talking. Yup, Koe De Oshigoto is finally here and this anime zooms into the eroge industry where voice actors are to project their most embarrassing voices for climaxing scenes for the characters. This anime is something new and refreshing in a sense that voice acting for such is really not an easy feat...

(Before continuing, please take note that this anime is labelled as ecchi and contains scenes not suitable for the young. And so if you are offended in any way, please do not read this post. However, this anime is not classified as hentai as they are of a different level instead.)


Am pretty sure 90& of the time anime fans do venture into other genres of anime and ecchi is one of them. This is quite common in Japanese anime because of their culture. Ask anyone about what eroge is and normally they do not understand what it is or that they would give you a weird stare if they know it. In Koe De Oshigoto, the elder sister of the female protagonist works in a eroge company specialises in recordings and thus ecchi-ness is expected...


If you caught your sister playing an eroge... Then perhaps it's really quite an eye opener... Especially so when the female protagonist caught her sister playing one, only to realise in future that she actually works for an eroge company when invited to become a voice actress for a game...


The female protagonist gets sucked into the world of eroge and began seeing something explicit... (And it's a school too...) And of course, the dolphin is replaced with a spectrum of rainbow light as a mosaic or sorts...


Perhaps to make it more 'children-friendly', explicit scenes are not with characters being naked while doing it... though it is so, it doesn't mask the erotic scene this one is...


I love how the creativeness of Japanese censorship and this NG design certainly keeps you thinking deeply... Perhaps they would really uncensored it in the DVD version?


And so how do you understand more about eroges? Play them of course... The female protagonist is later encourage to play one by her sister. Eroge is a very big market in the Japanese industry and sometimes in other countries too... So don't think eroges are bad. They can be as popular as games like Gears Of War to epic games like Call of Duty.


The female protagonist tries to be in sync with the characters of the game and feel as though she's the one 'doing it'. Only then will her emotions be fully portrayed. It certainly isn't easy to be a voice actor for normal anime... But an eroge seems much worse off...


And how do you learn to make 'sucking' noises for eroges? Try practicing with your finger or someone elses... Keep your saliva flowing...


Perhaps a little too much... Oh no, she's messing up the scripts... Sometimes I also do wonder how these voice actors must have felt doing this... How in the world do you train to produce such erotic sounds without actually doing it and stuff? Some 'special' training?


The feeling of ecstasy right after a climax of some sorts... Guess she overdo it quite a bit...


And again another illusion scene as seen by the female protagonist... This time, late in the evening in the school library. A very common location in most eroges you would see which tells a story in a school life setting...


Perhaps voice recordings are a little too much to bear even if you are the sound controllers or producers of this recording... Imagine having to hear such voices in real time...


Koe De Oshigoto! is a nice anime which is comedic and entertaining in a different perspective. Much similar to animes like Doujin Works where sexual themes are seen in another light. We really should salute up to these people who voice over such games as it really isn't easy to do such jobs and not be embarrass about it...

J's Chimes: Yosuga No Sora Becomes A Full-Fledge Ecchi Anime

The ever so popular Yosuga No Sora anime has become the most talked about anime in regards to how this anime flows to stay true to its eroge maker. It is also one of the most sought after anime this season along with Ore No Imouto. Episode 6 once again awes audiences with tons of fan-services that will make your jaw drop hard...

(Once again we advise that if you feel offended by the contents of this post, please refrain from viewing further...)


Well I guess what really is so special about this anime would probably be the ton of massive fan-services given to audience unlike other animes from To Love-Ru and such that very so often censored sensitive scenes. Though am not certain what classification of genre is Yosuga No Sora. Perhaps Explicit Ecchi Content not amounting to Hentai?


Many bold scenes are being aired and would probably be the reasons why this anime gets so pretty popular in some sense or another... Perhaps a new 'In-Thing' after the zombie apocalypse?


Though Yosuga No Sora does have a couple of explicit content, these scenes are without much intimidating voices. Such scenes are also given less depth as to compare with real H animes. In any case, this marks the end arc of this heroine and would probably move on to the next female character in the next episode... Hopefully enough, fans expect more fan-services in massive amounts soon...

J's Chimes: Adult Arcade Games

I do not know if this is for real but it would be surprisingly shocking to see it appearing in a video game center if it does. Firstly there really aren't any privacy panels for the players and to play the game requires the third leg of any males you see around in the streets... (Would you mind sharing the same 'controller' that everyone's been using for the game without some protection whatsoever...?) Though it could be thought of as weird and hilarious, there are already such game controllers that had already existed in Japan that will be put to practical use. Well... some people just wants the action instead of clicking away in front of a monitor screen...

J's Chimes: The Naked Blanket

Didn't think this is obscene in anyway so might as well post it up for laughs sake. Anyway these are nudity printed blankets for your bed together with your partner. Looks pretty weird for that matter and would definitely be mistaken by many if ya use this and your kids or friend found out about it... Probably the next in-thing after the Dakimakura...